Jul 30, 2014
71,580 notes

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(via robert-downey-jesus)

Jul 30, 2014
102,148 notes

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via robert-downey-jesus)

Jul 30, 2014
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Jul 30, 2014
21,771 notes

Game of Thrones Cast SDCC 2014 Portraits by Entertainment Weekly (x)

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Jul 29, 2014
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Jul 29, 2014
22,036 notes

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

Jul 29, 2014
490,323 notes

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Jul 29, 2014
747,840 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via drunken-duck)

Jul 29, 2014
73,341 notes

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Jul 28, 2014
140,783 notes

alostbluebox:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

he’s here to talk about Jesus

(via maddetectivewithabox)

Jul 28, 2014
424,836 notes

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via lubricates)

Jul 28, 2014
588,445 notes

phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

(Source: antiteen, via cornmuffinpunk)

Jul 28, 2014
79,014 notes

notjustafangirl24601:

swag-canada:

Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition

yeah, dick’s not really her thing 

oh my god

(Source: iamsupernaturalsbitch, via deeeanspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis)

Jul 28, 2014
254,437 notes

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Jul 28, 2014
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