Jul 30, 2014
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could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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Jul 30, 2014
102,148 notes


this show is incredible

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Jul 30, 2014
2,388 notes
Jul 30, 2014
21,771 notes

Game of Thrones Cast SDCC 2014 Portraits by Entertainment Weekly (x)

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Jul 29, 2014
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Jul 29, 2014
22,036 notes


to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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Jul 29, 2014
490,323 notes

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Jul 29, 2014
747,840 notes


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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Jul 29, 2014
73,341 notes

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Jul 28, 2014
140,783 notes




2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

he’s here to talk about Jesus

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Jul 28, 2014
424,836 notes



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Jul 28, 2014
588,445 notes



my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

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Jul 28, 2014
79,014 notes



Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition

yeah, dick’s not really her thing 

oh my god

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Jul 28, 2014
254,437 notes

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Jul 28, 2014
260,596 notes
  1. School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  2. Student: I got bullied.
  3. School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
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